Something has really been bothering me, and there is really no other way to say it. Chevy Chase is, well, kind of a dick. See, growing up my family and I would watch Christmas Vacation every year. It is truly a classic and is our family’s “Christmas movie” in a way, much like lesser families flock to Jingle All The Way or something. Anyway, I’ve always been a big SNL fan as well, and so I’ve always read more »
March 30, 2012
Tales from “The Island”
I was in 8th grade at the time, a magical age where I combed my hair over to the right every morning and still clearly recalled a time when Pizza Lunchables could get you full. Stick Stickly’s career was at it’s peak on Nickelodeon and we all believed, as a nation, that he could go on to do bigger and better things. After school I would get in the car with my dad to continue my training read more »
March 27, 2012
Red (and Blue) Dawn – A Pokemon Conspiracy
I’m not one to believe in conspiracy theories. I mean sure, I believe Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain, but when it comes to moon landings, JFK, and all manner of other nefarious plots, I always believed what I was told. I was happy, quiet, complacent, and most importantly of all, I was blind. I was a sheep. Wake up every morning, go to read more »
March 18, 2012
Battlefield 3 DLC: The Good, The Bad, The…
Battlefield 3 came out back in October, around five months ago. And in that time I’ve sunk over 100 hours into the game. As disappointed as my parents surely are in my life’s progression, and as clearly as my love life has withered, I’ve still managed to find happiness in what I considered 2011′s greatest game. Not long after the read more »
March 15, 2012
A Comprehensive Look at the Mass Effect 3 Ending
My Thoughts (Spoiler Free):
Five years invested in one of the most brilliant games to ever grace my eyes. Five year’s culminating into the end of Mass Effect 3 and I was left saying, “What?” If you’ve read the interwebs in the last week, you’ll know I wasn’t read more »
March 7, 2012
SimCity 5
A while back I wrote a nostalgic story about my love for all things SimCity and my sadness over the atrophied brand. It seemed as though the franchise had ended and withered from neglect, overshadowed in Maxis’ eyes by their larger series, The Sims. And though I’m pretty brand-loyal, I went out searching for alternatives. I found Cities XL 2011, which seemed to be something quite read more »
March 1, 2012
Assassin’s Creed III: The Rumors Continue
By JSixGun
If you have been following gaming news in any capacity over the last 24 hour you have undoubtedly seen the “leaked” pictures of Ubisoft’s new protagonist in Assassin’s Creed; if you haven’t look below. read more »
February 28, 2012
Modern Warfare 3 DLC: Liberation and Piazza
For months now I’ve hated on Modern Warfare 3, complaining of its unoriginality, bemoaning it’s failures in comparison to Battlefield 3, and in general just letting it collect dust while I enjoyed other games. But I had an epiphany last weekend. When a friend of mine came over for drinks, we ended up playing MW3 the entire night. This is because, despite all it’s percieved faults, MW3 did read more »
February 27, 2012
My Addiction: Breaking Bad
For those of you not keeping up with Breaking Bad (and honestly, shame on you) don’t worry, there won’t be any spoilers here. Truthfully, I doubt there is anything I hate more than spoilers. And even more truthfully, I doubt there is anything I love more than Breaking Bad. And while I’ve spent time on this site espousing the joys of Community, Arrested Development, and even the infallible Seinfeld, we mustn’t forget that the epitome of good television lies within the realm of drama. Just like two read more »
